(212):
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Everypony’s gay for Braeburn
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Tracks
(304): When she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick.
Submission by aboyscoutandabrownie
(612): I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to the class. Today better be fucking magical.
Submission by aboyscoutandabrownie
(316): It’s okay, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
(Okay, I think I’m done for today. Sorry followers - all eight of you! - for disrupting your dash.)
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(202): Who haven’t you slept with?
(703): Nopony comes to mind.
(For the record the original text said “nobody,” I felt the edit was warranted)
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(719): I’m stealing this baby.
(1-719): Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
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(720): Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
(303): This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
This is perfect!
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(240): Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
(434): Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls
Submission by fried-mango-slushies
(515): It’s like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
(902): Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going…
