(719): I’m stealing this baby.
(1-719): Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
(Source: stereotypicalusername123)
Tracks
(443): I forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober.
(239): Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn’t a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
(801): Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
Submission by missloki
*squee* My submission got posted =^.^= <3
(541):
So, when she came she screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of her lungs
and all of her roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!
…..yeah kinda akward
(Source: tsundere-images)
BWAHAHA! Why have I never done this?
(215): i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Submission by hashavechicken
