(202): Who haven’t you slept with?
(703): Nopony comes to mind.
(For the record the original text said “nobody,” I felt the edit was warranted)
(Source: stereotypicalusername123)
Tracks
(719): I’m stealing this baby.
(1-719): Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
(Source: stereotypicalusername123)
(240): Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
(434): Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls
Submission by fried-mango-slushies
(478): So i wrote ‘don’t sex me’ on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
(404): how did that work out?
(478): Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn’t have my reminder…
(805): You have to be careful with those kinds of gals
(209): Being careful’s for bitches.
Submission by ask-sonapony
Love that bottom photo <3
(239): Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn’t a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
(801): Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
Submission by missloki
*squee* My submission got posted =^.^= <3
(541):
So, when she came she screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of her lungs
and all of her roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!
…..yeah kinda akward
(Source: tsundere-images)
