(515): It’s like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
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(541):
So, when she came she screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of her lungs
and all of her roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!
…..yeah kinda akward
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(609): wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
(941): it was a krispy kreme
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