Have sex with Daring Do.
Become worst enemies with scootaloo.
Move in with Celestia… Nice :)
Twilight takes me to Ponyville! :DDD
Go on an adventure with Rarity! AWESOMENESS MY FAV :DDDDDDDDD
Become best friends with Cadence! I am pleased with this. :3 Though I feel like she would hate me for compulsively cuddling the hell out of Shining Armor.
Baby with Rarity….. um.. ok.
Have a baby with Princess Luna
Have a child with Spike……….I’m done with the internet……
I kill… Princess Celestia. o_o
Become best friends with Pinkie Pie.
And only on reaching this in my catchup do I notice there’s no October. o.o
But… I don’t want to Marry Bon Bon… And, why IS there no October? (Though, boyfriend’s is ridiculously fitting… “Become best friends with Applejack.”)
EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND REBLOG, CAUSE THERE IS A FUCKING BABY OTTER PLAYING WITH A SET OF CAR KEYS ON YOUR DASH, OKAY?!
(951): Why, what do you know? I’m already drinking! :D
(909): Do we ever stop!?!?!?
(951): Um, yeah. Blackouts. Duh.
Submission by anonymous (via email)
Now that my brother’s told me most of the 909 and 951 texts from ponyville were submitted by him, it’s given me an interesting window into his life…
(239): Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn’t a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
(801): Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
Submission by missloki
*squee* My submission got posted =^.^= <3
BWAHAHA! Why have I never done this?
(215): i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Submission by hashavechicken