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Febrero 15

Cague.

Have sex with Daring Do. 

Become worst enemies with scootaloo.
:c

Move in with Celestia… Nice :)

Twilight takes me to Ponyville! :DDD

Go on an adventure with Rarity! AWESOMENESS MY FAV :DDDDDDDDD

Become best friends with Cadence! I am pleased with this. :3 Though I feel like she would hate me for compulsively cuddling the hell out of Shining Armor.

Baby with Rarity….. um.. ok.

Have a baby with Princess Luna

Have a child with Spike……….I’m done with the internet……

I kill… Princess Celestia. o_o

Become best friends with Pinkie Pie.

And only on reaching this in my catchup do I notice there’s no October. o.o

But… I don’t want to Marry Bon Bon… And, why IS there no October? (Though, boyfriend’s is ridiculously fitting… “Become best friends with Applejack.”)

texts-from-ponyville:

(951): Why, what do you know? I’m already drinking! :D

(909): Do we ever stop!?!?!?

(951): Um, yeah. Blackouts. Duh.

Submission by anonymous (via email)

Now that my brother’s told me most of the 909 and 951 texts from ponyville were submitted by him, it’s given me an interesting window into his life…

texts-from-ponyville:

(239): Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn’t a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.

(801): Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.

Submission by missloki

*squee* My submission got posted =^.^= <3

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